I'm Still Alive!

Wow what a totally awesome beginning to the new year. Bullshit! New Years Eve, picture it, I'm partying, a little drinky drink and a little smokey smoke, then I get hit with it. I almost instantaneously felt ill. Fever, stuffed up nose, cough. Hack Hack the Cold. New Years day I was going to be a trooper and celebrate our traditional New Years dinner as a family, I end up passing out on my bros couch. They wake me just to take me home. My brothers wife, God bless her, says, "Get outta here sicky, ya tryin to make everyone else sick?". 5 yes Five days later I am able to get up and sit at the computer. I am feeling well, getting better everyday. Thanks for your concern. I survived thats the important part.

Things will never be the same!

My world was altered drastically early Dec. 25th. My son got Guitar Hero 3 with the wireless guitar. I had reservations about a game where your not actually playing the music. But once out of the box and into the system, it's quite fun. My son and I stayed up till 6 am just to jam on one more classic rock tune. It was played all day. I dont like the guitar however. I prefer to rock out using the classic PS2 Dual Shock Controller. But my boy looks like a real rockstar when he really gets going with that guitar. It is very fun and very addictive. I hope it doesnt consume my world. If your kids dont have Guitar Hero think carefully before purchasing, the ramifications of this purchase could alter your familys future. No more family TV time, just us rockin out to GH. My wife already hates it, but she is holding her tongue until the holidays are over. I think she is hoping the newness will fade. She doesnt understand the gamer mentality, which is "Win, Conquer, Level UP"! I think we'll be playin this one until we beat it on expert. Rock On!

Merry Christmas

Just wishing a Merry Xmas to all, and to all a Happy Hannukah and whatever. It is the most wonderful time of the year. Duality best describes the Christmas season, I think. Because everyone has the best intentions and wants to buy gifts for their loved ones, but at the same time were griping about how expensive everything is. Were rude to each other in traffic, people get pushy in crowded stores. Half of us are just shopping online because dealing with all the insensitive idiots drags us down into a depression. Oh and the awful Christmas music piped through everything with speakers. It's just too much, we have Christmas crammed down our throats as soon as Halloween is over nowadays. I can only hear Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer so many times before I find myself midswing in a homicidal rage. Everybody knows what Christmas is all about, The Birth of the Saviour, but almost none of us think of him when were ripping thru the wrapping, or tearing thru the parking lot for that last minute gift. Because we are so pressured by the people who sell Christmas, to buy and buy some more and dont forget to buy something for everyone, "Oh no, someone bought everyone two presents. That jerk isnt better than me, I'll go buy 3 presents for everyone on my list". Consume, consume, consume that is the true meaning of Christmas for the merchants and corporations. They are virtually the money changers in the temple. Christmas is supposed to be holy, they have cheapened it with their glitter and shiny baubles. I guess I should get to the point, it's ok to buy presents and sing Rudolph 47 times but please do everything you can to remember what this day is truly about. LOVE. For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son. He sacrificed for us, to save us. Because he LOVES us. So love your fellow man and really love with all your might your family. Cherish them now because they wont always be there. Merry Christmas.


P.s. To all you atheists, Merry Christmas to you too. Because even tho you do not recognize God, He still loves you.

My Daughter is a Blogger

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Please check out her blog and leave a comment if you like what you see, if you dont like it, please shut the hell up. She is into nature photography and takes some beautiful pics. She lacks confidence in her work however. So show her some support.

Say it aint so!

OK first off, I do not own this image, but I got it in an email. This is not a cat, this is an Opossum. Lets examine this closer for the full comedic quality. First line - Male - No Collar = I would never get close enough to a possum to determine its sex, unless it was a fresh kill so that tells us some dipshit actually flipped this bad boy over and inspected his junk, damn. Second line - Not very friendly, I think hes scared. Ha, damn right he is, you done crossed the line when you determined his sex. Not to mention that this is a wild animal. I cant believe it let someone get that close. Third line - Not house broken either(sad face). You've got to be shitten me! Well ok the possum shitted. Some dumbass tried to get a possum to use the litter box! There arent words to express my laughter. Fourth line - Found on Sunset Blvd. Oh that explains it, this must be Cali. Unfortunately this is perpetuating the stereo type that people from California are self absorbed idiots. Last line - If he is yours please call, thankfully someone blacked out the number. Cuz I would've called and said, "Hahahaha, you retard thats a possum not a cat!" On second thought, I probably would've alerted them to the dangers and instructed them to call animal control. Then quietly laughed about it later with my friends. Peace readers.

Guess what I've been up to?!

Well recently I have been playing a lot of Grand Theft Auto San Andreas, and a lot of Fallout 2. I have seen the previews for Fallout 3 and it made me want to experience the predecessors. My good buddy Ray hooked me up with the game and I downloaded all the cheat devices to help me get the most out of my time. I used to play video games, but with the advancements in technology today none of us play them. We experience games. You can fully immerse yourself in games today and get really deeply into finding out every little secret thing the developers put into the game. Yeah for those of my readers who know San Andreas, I spent countless hours searching for Bigfoot on Mt. Chiliad.

I had my first opportunity of the year to say my favorite winter time phrase, "The White Death is upon us!". My kids always respond with, "it's not the white death, it's snow". Then I go through the list of ways people can die from winter dangers. Avalanches! Avalanches kill people every year! Frostbite, hypothermia. Oh and dont forget slick roads!

Are you a believer?

Yeah, I believe in ghosts! The above photo was taken in a 200+ yr old house, that I used to live in. The house is definately haunted. I personally witnessed the bath tub faucet turn on and off with no people in the room, there was also an incident with a broom, it had been left laying in the kitchen floor, the handle end rose up about 3 feet off the ground and then slammed back down on the floor and it repeated that 3 or 4 times. There are so many stories about that house I could write about it all day. I have had encounters with ghosts many times in my life. I once woke up, as a kid, with a man standing next to my bed. I of course panicked, ran out of my room and threw up from fear. My mom and my sister both searched the room, no man hiding in there anywhere. No explanation. I love watching those paranormal tv shows. I just know someday someone is going to prove that ghosts are real and its going to change the world. My favorite show is Ghost Hunters. TAPS is probably going to be the ones who finally get proof, they go in skeptic and eliminate anything that can be disproven or debunked, whats left is evidence. I also like Paranormal State, Haunting Evidence, and Most Haunted. Though I must admit I think I caught the Most Haunted people faking it, there was a scene where they were asking the ghost to move the table, the camera would show the womans face while she was talking and then mysteriously turn away from her everytime the table would move, it would show the other side of the table, but once it turned back toward her too soon and I could see her hands on the table and it looked like she was rocking the table. If you have to fake it, then dont bother, leave paranormal investigation to those who are honest. Or admit your playing with things for entertainment purposes. The Paranormal State team impresses me, they do their research and they are not afraid to call in Chip Coffey or Lorraine Warren. Chip is a psychic or medium, not sure which, Lorraine Warren is a demonologist. They will even admit if they think that someone is trying to fake it. Haunting Evidence is a show where a psychic, a medium, and a paranormal investigator try to solve murders. I watched them get into the Jon Benet Ramsey case, I honestly thought the murderer was someone in her family, but after watching that show I am convinced otherwise. I believe that because of their effort the police will someday catch the killer.

My Crazy Addictions

I am a wrestling fan! Professional wrestling is the most entertaining stuff on television! The picture is of my favorite wrestler, Chris Jericho! Y2J, The King of Bling Bling, The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah! We get together as a family and watch it every monday and friday. WWE Raw and Smackdown. Thursday nights we watch TNA Impact, another wrestling show! I never get tired of it. I know some people will say wrestling is fake, but they are wrong. Yeah the action in the ring is scripted, they have storyline writers. Anybody who says its fake needs to go in the ring with some of those guys. Those men and women put their bodies on the line to entertain me. Though it is scripted it is also very physical and they do get hurt, sometimes severely. Kurt Angle, a wrestler, got injured during a match, he kept wrestling for the fans. I respect them for their sacrifice for my entertainment.

My other addiction is video games! Violent games are the best! I love clubbing people in the head at a crosswalk, I'm talking Grand Theft Auto! Please dont blame violent behaviour on video games, blame the parents. I wont go off on that tyrade, thats for another day. I love all kinds of games tho. Racing games, puzzle games, RPGs, Final Fantasy games, War games, my current favorite is a tie between Grand Theft Auto Vice City and Star Wars Battlefront 2.

My other other addiction is Chiaki Kuriyama! I first saw her in Kill Bill. There is something sexy about those knee socks. As you can probably tell I made this collage as an homage to hotness. I'll let the pictures do the talking.

My Crazy Daughter

Usually she drives me nuts, with all her weird music and love of those Twilight books. Sometimes however she enlightens me. She has gotten me addicted to Flogging Molly, she even got me liking bands like Fountains of Wayne. She has been speaking alot about the movie Hairspray, the new version with Travolta in drag. I always thought it would be stupid, why would anyone want to see Travolta dressed up like a woman. I was negative about it. I finally decided that I would watch it with her. Well once again, she changed my mind about things. The movie was thoroughly entertaining, I wanted to sing and dance with the characters in the movie. Thanks to her, my world is a much wider place with songs and images that have left their mark on my life. Sometimes, our personalities clash, we are both stubborn know-it-alls. We fight verbally, sometimes screaming at the top of our lungs. But no matter what, I love her. I've been a part of her life since she was in 1st Grade, she is now 21. She attends church and even works the Manna Kitchen to feed the poor. I respect her for that. She is not perfect, but she is my kid.

Beware Health Nazi's

I am sick of all these health freaks making my world suck! You bastards took all the delicious trans fat away! Ever since they started that Olean crap, french fries suck! They literally make me sick! I wish all you stupid fuckers who think that if you eat healthy you will live longer would get hit by a bus. Your wrong, your going to die, it happens to all of us! I dont wanna be 90 and healthy, I wanna live my life eating good foods, even if it kills me! When I say good I mean taste, not health! You bastards are pissing me off with your fad diets and fucking pressuring fast food restaurants to serve healthy foods. When I was kid, we didnt have Happy Meals, but if we did I damn sure wouldnt have wanted apple slices in it! I want a cheeseburger and fries and a real non-diet Coca Cola! OOOh Americas kids are obese, blame the parent if your really that concerned. Every adult in this country knows that McFood is bad for you. So if you let your kid eat it, its your choice. Dont be pissed later when Johnny weighs more than you do! Stop telling me what I can and cannot do! I am an adult if I want to grow cholesterol in my vein farms, thats my business! Sure you can educate me of the choices, but dont take my choice away from me! I am sick and tired of a certain group of people telling the rest of us how to live! Bite my ass! Health Nazi bastard fuckers!